That Food Guy
Saturday, September 07, 2019
  Rock-A-Billy Diner at the Cumberland Mountain General Store

Birthday Lunch – Cumberland General  Store - Rockabilly Diner 

6807 South York Hwy (Hwy 127 North)

Clarkrange, Tennessee 38553

931 863-3880  Web Site





I usually don’t get to pick the places we go out to eat except, perhaps, on my birthday. On this birthday I chose the Cumberland Mountain General Store, or more specifically, their Rockabilly Diner. Except for local traffic the Cumberland Mountain store is not a stop along the way you are going. That is unless you are following the route of the world's longest yard sale but that is another story for another time.
Cumberland Mountain Store and the Rockabilly Dinner are definitely off the beaten track in rural Tennessee. Your question is probably, “Why there?” Since you asked, I am delighted to tell you the backstory and why I have had a curiosity about the Cumberland Mountain Store for many years. I guess it was about 1995 when I went to Florida to meet the prospective in-laws. I had not been in Florida for the previous 38 years so I figured I would have a lot of relearning to do. I must admit that father-in-law Sonny was an education in himself.  One of the things he showed to me was a catalog from the Cumberland General Store. 



That catalog was fascinating reading much like a vintage 1918 Sears Catalog , you know; men’s dress shirts, $1.18, a horse blanket for $4.50, a 100-pound iron anvil for $13.60 a new oak veneered front door for your house for $6.41 or a pair of men’s fleece-lined cotton socks for 44 cents.  Except for the clothing, the Cumberland Mountain Store sells much of the same merchandise, cast iron stoves, wood-spoked wheels for your mule cart and plows to pull behind your oxen. The only difference is the Sears catalog is an image of the past whereas the Cumberland catalog is for sale today at today’s prices. I know it is not all authentic wares from the past but modern recreations and there may be a delivery delay for material made to order. 


Sonny enjoyed reading that catalog. It was like a paleontologist’s catalog of ancient relics. Although the catalog hardly varied from year to year Sonny ordered a new one almost annually. I was happy to take one of his back issues for my own. I have ordered a few items. I have also shared the catalog with my sister and she has ordered a few thing as well from time to time including parts to restore an old family heirloom lamp. Naturally, curiosity about the store increased over the years. Tennessee is rich in the history. The first European explorer was Hernando De Soto and one hundred years later explored by Frenchmen Jacques Marquette and Louis Joliet. And we cannot forget the famous explorations of Daniel Boone. Amore recent historical tie-in is its location on the York Highway named for Alvin C. York the Congressional Medal of Honor recipient during World War I. All of the historical tie-ins made it a place of interest and worthy of a visit. However, doing my research I found out they had added a small burger shop on the back of the store. That settled it. I now had to go to the Cumberland Mountain General Store and try out the burgers at the Rock-A-Billy Diner.
It is a good idea to check their Web Site or call. Things like the weather can significantly change their hours of operation.  After a quick phone call we set out allowing time for the 1 ½ hour trip to arrive a bit before the 11:00 AM diner opening. Most of the journey was along Interstate 40. We exited onto US 127, The Sargent York Highway, near Crossville, headed north and arrived a few minutes later at the Cumberland Mountain Store.

The store had not been open very long; there were few cars in the parking area. That afforded us a leisurely walkthrough the store. We visited the main room and the side annexes. It is an interesting experience walking through the store. It is like a museum where the artifacts are on sale. Quite often there is something you recognize from an earlier era, perhaps styles of dishes or cookware you remember as a child. There are things you can recognize form your parent’s youth; bedside pitchers and basins, kerosene lamps and old flour and sugar sacking grandma used to make clothing. It was a charming sojourn into the past.
 I did not ask anyone at the store but I surmise the following: The store and the catalog are related but the store does not in fact display or sell most of the items listed in the catalog, perhaps operated as distinct businesses. Most of the merchandise offered in the store, with the exception of a few items like flour and sugar sack prints material, is one of a kind, much like the offerings of an antique store. If you are looking for a hands-on look at catalog items you will not find them in the store. That is not to say the browsing isn’t interesting. I found a lovely cut glass ship’s decanter, minus the stopper that I really should have taken. Well, maybe it will still be there the next visit.
Soon it was lunch time and time for a visit to the attached Rock-A-Billy Diner. It was early so we had no problem finding a preferred table. The diner is not a glass and chrome railroad car diner but more akin to an off the side of the road 1950’s era diner with a bit of nostalgia rock and roll décor. As you might expect the menu offers burgers, dogs, malts and the like; it is a soda fountain burger shop geared to the lunch hour. However, something I have yet to try is their Friday Fish Fry and Friday Night Cruise-In.

The young ladies tending the fountain and tables were charmingly courteous and quick to serve. One side of the menu features the sandwiches and such while the reverse lists soda fountain treats, malts, sundaes and banana splits if you desire something lighter especially on those hot Tennessee summer days. Janis ordered the 1/3 Pound Old Fashioned Steak Burger Combo (Burger, fries and a drink - $7.95). I ordered the Rock Basket (that is a 1/3 Pound Steak Cheese Burger Combo with additional Onion Rings, $8.95, plus 50 cents for the cheese).We ordered our drinks from the offered Coca Cola products. The burgers are cooked to order and not sitting on a shelf under a heat lamp. The burgers and fries arrive in a basket with a paper liner much like drive-ins of old. The sandwiches are bare. The usual condiments, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes and the like are at a self-serve station in the dining room – you really can have it your way. The onion rings were real onion rings. They were not the minced onions formed into little circles and then fried. No these were real onions breaded and fried. They had a nice sweet flavor. The French fries were piping hot, a nice golden brown.  A dash of salt and a bit of ketchup was all they needed. When I cook burgers at home I like the a bit pink in the middle. When I am eating out and the source of the meat is unknown I like the burger to be cooked through – but certainly not over cooked. My burger has just cooked through on the griddle, was still nice and juicy and good beef flavor. Had I grilled this burger at home I would have been very happy with it.
The visit to the Cumberland Mountain General Store and the Rock-A-Billy Diner was a positive experience. The retro diner was the major draw that brought us there but the shopping tour of the general store was surely sweet icing on the cake. Tennessee is rich in history and only lightly touched in remote areas by modernization. You can evidence from the earliest days of colonization, the opening of the West and trail-blazers like Daniel Boone, the Civil War and more recent heroes of the Twentieth Century. All you have to do is turn off the Interstate and follow the small roads into the hills. The Cumberland Mountain General Store is part of that. I thoroughly enjoyed my trip back in time and the cheeseburger at the Rock-A-Billy diner. There is much more to the history of the store itself that I have not covered here. I’ll leave that to you to find out on your next trip the General Store.



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Monday, July 08, 2019
  Burger Master - Townsend, Tennessee

Burger Master – Townsend, Tennessee
8439 State Hwy 73
Townsend, TN 37882
865-448-8408 
Burger Master Website


July 28, 2019 
Hours (varies by season – check their website)
Summer – Memorial Day thru Labor Day week 
Mon – Sun 11am – 9pm grill, 10pm for ice cream


It was July, certainly a hot time of the year. I had been away from home for an extended period. We took advantage of some nice weather to take a drive through Smoky Mountain National Park.  The deep shadows of the forest  provided welcome shade and offered  a pleasant drive with lots of scenic views. Exiting the Park we passed through Townsend and decided to stop for a late lunch at the Burger Master Drive In.  The Burger Master, under various names, has been a roadside diner and place of interest for many years. It has a lot of history as does much of Tennessee. I have included a short passage from their website at the end.

There are a lot of touristy attractions in and around the park and Townsend. The Burger master is located adjacent to one of the river rafting concerns. You can’t miss the bright red and white façade. It does resemble what you would expect to find alongside the byways of years ago, before the Interstates. It is a drive-in, not a drive-thru. You order at one window and pick up your order at the next window. There isn’t any inside seating but there are some picnic tables under the awning and some others scattered about the grassy areas under the trees.

You can’t just go to an old fashioned drive-in and not try the burgers and we did. The full menu is available on their website. We ordered combos.  Combos include sandwich, drink and regular fries. I ordered the Cheeseburger Combo with a quarter pound burger for $8.25. Janis ordered the regular Hamburger Combo quarter pound burger for $7.90. Our faithful companion, Chena, was along for the ride. An avid passenger, it seems that we can’t leave home without her. There was something on the menu for her too. We ordered he the Dog Treat – Small dab of ice cream & Milkbone® dog treat $0.50 which she thoroughly enjoyed. She does like ice cream and her dog biscuits.

We found an empty table. IT was a bit weather worn but sturdy. It was in the shade of a tree. IT was a very pleasant day but the sun can still be quite hot. The burgers are not like the cookie cutter clone burgers from the fast food chains. Don’t get me wrong. I do like those burgers too but you have to admit they are all alike, made just so, exact amounts of this and that. They are all exactly the same and only vary in their stages of squish and squash. The Burger Master burgers are more akin to the hamburgers you would make on your patio barbecue, with the lettuce, onions, tomato, etc., just the way you like it. Sometimes they come out a bit lopsided but that is okay because they taste just the way you want.

We ordered our burgers just how we liked them at one window. When they were ready we picked them up at the other window, grabbed some condiments and headed for our table. Personally I like squeeze bottles for catsup, mustard, mayo and the like. But I can understand the ease and cost for the provider so I do tolerate the little foil packets.  We had more than enough of the condiments for the sandwich and the fries. It took just a few seconds to be ready to eat.

The lettuce was crisp. There was a thick slice of beefsteak tomato, some sliced onion and dill pickle chips. The patty was full sized, not much shrinkage during cooking. The inside was cooked just about right, pink just gone (At home I cook to medium rare but when  I don’t know the source of the ground meat – and that includes all burger places – I prefer it cooked just until the pink is gone.) cooked but not overcooked and dry. All in all it was a very tasty and enjoyable cheeseburger. The fries come in a thick paper cone, of ample contents and just a bit of seasoned salt. A very pleasant weather day, a scenic drive through the countryside, a tasty burger and fries ; what more could you ask for?

If you are lucky enough to be in the area one day, follow SR321, the Lamar Alexander Parkway East until just before you would enter the Smoky Mountain National Park. There you will find Burger Master and will have the opportunity to have a very satisfying burger and fries. Don’t forget to bring along the family dog. They will enjoy it too.

About Burger Master Drive In from the  Burger Master Website

“Known to the old-timers as simply “The Chalet,” Burger Master Drive-In was built by the famous fisherman J.C. Morgan, in 1967. Morgan and his family had recently relocated to Townsend from Knoxville. The ice cream chalet was a good fit for the family’s growing horse riding business and C-store, which was next door. J.C. Morgan had an entrepreneurial spirit that never stopped. From horses and ice cream, to live fish wells and a buffalo petting zoo, the Great Smoky Mountains offered something for everyone.

The horse business grew to become the Morgan family’s focus. The Chalet would pass through many more business owners creating memories for the tourists who stopped for a classic drive-in dinner and ice cream cone. The name “Burger Master” was added in the 1980’s and the covered awning in 90’s. In 2016, the Burger Master was purchased from Bob and Barb, who had added the iconic extra-large serving on the ice cream cone along with lots of love and care. The new owner happens to be the grandson of the late JC Morgan, bitten by the same, apparently genetic, entrepreneurial bug as his grandfather!

Fifty years later, the original lighted ice cream chalet sign, attached to the signature sloped red roof is still shining bright to let the faithful customers know it is finally summertime in Townsend, Tennessee. The River Rat Tubing outpost sits next door on the old concrete pad of the Davy Crockett C-store and where one can still see the backend of what was once part of the horse stables. Come be a part of history, visiting the Peaceful Side of the Smokies with a stop at the Burger Master Drive-In. Family owned and operated!” Quoted from the Burger Master Website.

 


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Tuesday, April 08, 2014
  PJ's Oyster Bar and Seafood Restaurant - Indian Rocks Beach, Florida

PJ’s Oyster Bar and Seafood Restaurant

500 1st Street

Indian Rocks Beach,

 FL 33785596-5898

www.pjsoysterbar.com


My wife’s Aunt Effie and Uncle Gil needed a bit of help with their computer. A promise of lunch out in exchange was a tempting offer I could not refuse. On a rainy, blustery late morning we went to work on a computer. It was a simple task really, downloading and installing software which was well within their capabilities. It was more just insure that if something went wrong there wouldn’t be a long delay in getting help. All went as it should have (well, maybe one little snag) and a little after the noon hour we started off for PJ’s Oyster bar and Seafood Restaurant. By the time we arrived it was still cloudy and overcast but the rain had stopped. 

The building has been there a long time. It is small, tired, faded and worn but in reasonable repair. Inside the décor is what you might call eclectic. There is a collection of items, some seacoast related and some not, hanging from the ceiling. Perhaps PJ’s is best known for the dollar bills that adorn just about every available wall space. On request a server will bring you a felt pen and staple gun to add your autographed dollar bill to the collection. After about 35 years in this location PJ’s is moving to a newer building almost directly across the street. When the move comes the dollar bill collection will be removed and the money donated to a local charity. Patrons can jot down their guess as to how many bills there are on the back of their receipts and place them in a jar at the exit. The three closest will be awarded a substantial gift certificate.

A blurb on their menu states that when they opened their door for business in 1985 their intent was to provide a family atmosphere, good food at reasonable prices. We were about to test how well they succeeded in their resolve. The small parking area in front of the restaurant was full and there were several cars in the overflow parking across the street. It promised to be busy inside. The interior is roomier than it would appear from outside. We were shown almost immediately to a table in the center of the restaurant next to a pony wall that divides the dining room in half lengthwise. From there we had a vantage point to see the entire restaurant.  Menus quickly arrived and beverage orders taken.

It is not surprising that with a name like PJ’s Oyster Bar and Sea Food Restaurant that the majority of the menu is seafood items. There are salads, chicken, beef and pasta selections to satisfy the “Land Lovers” as the menu says. Aunt Effie and Uncle Gilbert have been here several times and they have their favorites. Aunt Effie ordered the Shrimp Salad Sandwich ($6.99 All sandwiches served with French fries or slaw. No Substitutes.) The shrimp salad was piled high on her split-top sesame seed bun. It was accompanied with crisp, green lettuce and a slice of ripe tomato. The accompanying slaw was in a small serving dish on the plate. Effie said the slaw was very good, a little sweet, a little tart, not too wet and not too dry; just about right. She had no trouble finishing the sandwich. She used her fork to pare down the pile of salad before making the sandwich. She said it was good bur perhaps not as flavorful as she remembered but qualified that saying it may well be the little case of sniffles that was dulling her taste. Nonetheless, she did enjoy her meal.

My wife Janis ordered a Hamburger ($6.59 These burgers are for the true connoisseur and grilled to perfection All burgers are served with French fries or slaw, lettuce, tomato and onion on the side. No Substitutes.) True to the menu, she was asked how she wanted it cooked. She chose medium for a pink center and also chose French fries for her side dish. When the hamburger arrived it was served with crisp green lettuce, a slice of ripe tomato and a nice serving of crisp, golden brown French fries. Everything seemed to be in order save perhaps the center of the patty was a faintly pink, just a bit over cooked from the order. Other than that, the hamburger had good flavor as did the fries. It may have been slightly over cooked but there was none left to take home in a little bag for the hungry hounds.

Gilbert and I both ordered the Cheeseburger ($6.99 These burgers are for the true connoisseur and grilled to perfection All burgers are served with French fries or slaw, lettuce, tomato and onion on the side. No Substitutes.) Gilbert ordered well done and selected French fries. I also chose the French fries but ordered my burger cooked medium well. When the cheeseburgers arrive they were served with crisp lettuce greens and slices of ripe tomato. The French fries were an inviting crispy golden brown.

 
These burgers are in the style of the roadside diner of the Route 66 era; cooked on a large hot griddle, the buns toasting on the same griddle. Griddle cooked burgers have their distinctive taste. The cook was trying to cook to order but perhaps just a tad too long; on Gil’s well done order you can’t tell but my medium well was almost well done but not dry. Nevertheless, the about 1/3 pound patties were tasty, with a nice meaty flavor, the cheese nicely melted on top. The lettuce was crisp leaves of Romaine lettuce and the tomato was ripe, juicy and flavorful. We both enjoyed our cheeseburgers very much. Portions were adequate and we had a filling lunch.

The menu also says that the staff members are sometimes a bit “quirky” but dedicated… I’m not sure about the quirky part but the staff is busy doing the host thing and doing well at making you feel at home. The food is good as is the service. The karma certainly isn’t pretentious and one can feel right at home in just a few minutes. To that end it would appear that PJ’s has succeeded in their grand opening quest. When they move to the new facility across the street they may lose a bit of the charm that has accumulated over the years in their original building. I wouldn’t mind going back to see and enjoy another cheeseburger or be even more adventurous and order something else form the menu. I might just look a bit unto the future and see how things might be by visiting their newer sister location in St Pete Beach (595 Corey Avenue St. Pete Beach, Florida 33706 (727)367-3309). I think you will enjoy what they have to offer.

About the money on the walls; the menu explains thusly, “ Returning from their plundering escapades, pirates would come to shore to spend all their booty at local taverns on rum, wine, women, alcohol and food. Legend has it, in order for the tavern owners to insure that the tab would be paid, the pirates would mark their money and give it to the barmaids to hang up behind the bar. At the end of the night (sometimes even the weekend) the bartenders would simply take the money off the walls to pay the check.   Here at P.J,'s if your dollars come off the wall, they are donated to All Children's Hospital. Your server will provide you with a marker and staple gun to be a part of history and leave your mark... Happy Dining.”
 

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Monday, September 23, 2013
  Checker's Drive In - Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich

 Checkers Drive In  6730 Central Ave  St Petersburg, FL 33707
(727) 347-4686    http://www.checkers.com/

If you drive any at all you have probably passed a Checkers Drive in one time or another.  They seem to be in about thirty-two states, scattered coast to coast. In fact, there is a Checkers Drive Thru a five minute walk from where I am sitting while I write this. It is that close a walk but I would seldom venture there on foot. That entails a crossing at a very busy divided highway intersection. A lot of Florida’s old retirees regard the speed limit and red lights as merely suggestions. Driving there entails getting the car to be going the right direction on the proper side of the street which makes for a lot of going around this or that block to get aligned; awkward to get to this store is one of those places you wait until you just happen to go that way.
Over many years I have been to Checkers only a few times.  I suppose that if it were a Red Robin I would have been a more frequent customer.  That got me to thinking about what it was about Checkers that didn’t draw me as perhaps another brand name would It also got me to thinking about the criteria I use when I critique a food establishment.  All of this came about as a result of an advertisement I read in the local paper one morning; Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich, $1.99.

I have never had anything bad at Checkers. I have just never had anything exceptional at either.  If I had to rate them against other fast food restaurants I would have to rank them a bit below the more popular McDonalds, Burger King and Wendy’s.  In spite of all the advertising hoopla I think a blind taste test of similar items would prove to be very difficult to tell the major players apart. Checkers is not quite to that level but then Checkers menu is less expensive than the others. Checker’s offerings are consistent and okay, just not great. Perhaps that is why I haven’t written about checkers before. It is hard, for me at least, to grasp just what they are and where they fit into the scheme of fast food restaurants.
Many food critics compare food to a fixed arbitrary standard; sometime very picayune standards. I am a bit more liberal and judge on a relative scale, by what I and you would expect to be proper for that establishment.   For example, if I go to a McDonald’s and I am served a perfect a perfect Big Mac I would rate that McDonald’s as excellent. But if I was served that very same Big Mac at a Red Robin I would have to note that Red Robin was not serving food up to the expected standard.  Both the Big Mac and the Red Robin burgers are great and I would love to have one or the other right now at this late night hour. Neither is bad, one is just inherently better than the other and I would judge them on the basis of what I would expect from that establishment.  
 
The wife likes the Checkers swirl ice cream in the waffle cone. So, one day last year there was a newspaper advertisement offering a two for one sandwich deal. It sounded like a good deal; a cone for the wife and a spicy chicken sandwich and a filet of fish sandwich for a lunch at a reduced price. Arriving home I laid out the goodies and took a picture. That picture has been floating around the computer memory for about a year now. I did find on-line advertising photos of the same product for comparison. As you can see there is a difference. Bur considering that the two sandwiches are of the dollar menu type the comparison is about what you would expect to find if you ordered a McDonald’s or Burger King basic entry level hamburger. The sandwiches are a bit rumpled from being paper wrapped (not ridged container wrapper like premium sandwiches) and tossed into a bag for the trip home. All the ingredients, the lettuce and the like are all there and appear to be fresh, just not photogenic. In this respect Checkers is on par with the other fast food emporiums. As I remember, it was last year as I mentioned, the fish was crispy outside and flaky inside with a nice mild white fish taste. The tartar sauce had a nice piquant taste. The chicken was also nicely crisp outside with moist tender meat inside. At first it was just chicken but after a few chews the spiciness arose rather quickly; not too hot but zesty. For a buck I could not in all honesty complain about the sandwiches. Ahh, the French fries. They are coated and spiced. Since I prefer the plain potato fries, bigger ones at that, all I can say is that the fries were not bad and I did eat all of them. But if I had a choice I would choose plain fries. I can dip the fries in catsup, mayo, mustard, and guacamole (and on and on) should I want to change their flavor. The coated spiced fries are all the same and I tire of them quickly but at the same time I can appreciate that others prefer them; to that end, no judgment call made on the fries.

That brings us to the inspiration for this blog, the Checkers Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich. It is too new an offering to be listed on their on-line menu as of yet. I learned about it from a newspaper insert offering the new Philly Cheesesteak Sub for $1.99. Ask anyone from “Philly” and they will tell you an authentic cheesesteak sandwich is made thin sliced rib eye steak and onions grilled and chopped to perfection, loaded on an Italian roll and most often served with cheese, Cheese Whiz or provolone. Anything else is just a poor copy.

Copies that they may be, local restaurants Feola’s and Kissin’ Cuzzins offer their versions made with steak, onions, peppers and mushrooms all covered in mozzarella cheese.  They are scrumptious. But what about Checkers? Checkers offering is steak and onions grilled with Swiss cheese on a sub roll. Pretty close to the “Philly” standard. You can when ordering, augment you sandwich with the burger topping at hand, lettuce, tomato and bacon. When I ordered at the drive-thru they asked if I wanted to add bacon to it. Bacon? What’s to lose? I said put it all on. That got me the lettuce and tomato. In retrospect that was a mistake although not a bad one. There were enough flavors in the meat and onions that the lettuce and tomato were almost lost. It would have been better if they were not there but it was no great distraction either. I had to look but there was bacon, also almost lost in the main ingredients. I haven’t had an authentic Philly Cheesesteak sandwich since 1958 and have no basis for comparison. Therefore I will compare Checkers to Feola’s and Kissin’ Cuzzins and I love both of their sandwiches. Checker’s is a bit smaller, has Swiss rather than the mozzarella and it doesn’t have the grilled peppers and mushrooms. Those things aside, the fillings all taste very much the same; all are very tasty and satisfying. The Checker’s sandwich delivers a lot of good flavor. Given the choice between a Feola’s and  Checker’s sandwich I would of course choose the Feola’s offering. But if Feola’s or Kissin’ Kuzzins is not available, then Checker’s is a most worth substitute.  Considering that I can buy three Checker’s sandwiches for the price of one at the other restaurants makes the Checker’s offering a very good deal indeed. I also did a comparison picture of the advertising picture and the product as delivered; very close indeed, one is recognizable as the other.
Just a footnote:
Most Checker’s are prefabricated clone structures that make setting up a new store almost a weekend affair after the foundation is laid. They feature double drive through lanes, one on each side of the building. There is no inside seating but most offer a small patio area for walk up customers. Some new stores that have been placed in dense urban areas are using the store front scheme as well. It may be a fluke of geography but the three closest Checker’s to my location are on busy divided highway intersection corners. Plan your visit ahead of time.

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Monday, June 03, 2013
  Aboard the MV Columbia 10/16/12 – 10/19/12

MV Columbia underway on the Lynn Canal. Passing Haines en route to Skagway.
Aboard the MV Columbia 10/16/12 – 10/19/12 
Alaska Marine Highway System
Haines, Alaska to Bellingham, Washington

Dining Room
First off I would remind the reader that the vessels of the Alaska Marine Highway System are there provide transportation to the far flung and isolated ports of call along the inland waterway. They will haul your vehicle, seemingly no matter what the size, and if you can’t afford the cost of a cabin you can snuggle down in the chairs of the observation lounge or pitch your tent on the fantail. In that respect they have no equal. They are not cruise ships but they do things the cruise ships cannot. Whatever else the ships of the Alaska Marine Highway System do provide is an extra, a convenience for the traveler. In that respect they do an exceptional job as well. This blog will be a cumulative narration of the meals I enjoyed during my trip from Haines, Alaska to Bellingham, Washington aboard the MV Columbia.

Breakfast - eggs, bacon, hash browns,
 toast and coffee.
There are two places to eat aboard the Columbia. One is the dining room, a more formal experience with linen tablecloths and real silverware and you order from a menu. The other is the snack bar cafeteria, a more casual affair. Snacks are available all night and during mealtimes the short order cook can provide you with burgers, hot dog, grilled sandwiches or steam-table entrees that change daily. I decided to try out the fare the first morning in the dining room.

The dining room was not busy at the moment and I was shown directly to a table. My server, Celistino, was there a moment later and took my order. As is my breakfast custom, I went looking for bacon, hash browns and eggs. That was listed as combination number 1 (2 eggs any style, ham, bacon or sausage, breakfast potatoes, toast. $9.75) Celistino was careful to remind me that I might also enjoy a morning cup of coffee. I did not have a long wait. While I was waiting I took the time to look around the dining room. It was neat and clean. The tables were all set with tablecloths, napkins and silverware, glasses and coffee cups and saucers; a bit of elegance on the high seas. The order was prepared quickly. Neatly arranged on a platter with a slice of orange for a garnish, the eggs were to order though perhaps cooked a bit too long on the one side. The hash browns were nicely browned, crispy outside and cooked through the middle.  The bacon was fried nice and crisp and there were four slices to the order. Two slices of toasted white bread with the butter and the jellies on the side all made for a hearty breakfast.  Aside from the eggs being slightly overcooked, the meal was prepared and served well. It was a relaxed meal, no rush and I felt I could linger as long as I liked; Celistino, my server, refilled my coffee cup when near empty until I bade him to stop. 

There is a sign on the table. It explains that the staff of the MV Columbia as well as all the employees of the Alaska Marine Highway System are State of Alaska employees, officers if you will, and the rules forbids then from accepting tips or gratuities. Even though the staff was not working for tips, their service on this trip has been of high quality and certainly in any other circumstance would have earned them a generous reward.

Sweet and Sour Pork, Egg Roll
Also, canned green beans and a biscuit
Snack Bar Dining Room
My next meal aboard the MV Columbia was the next day for lunch. I decided to try out the snack bar and get a cheeseburger and fries. After all, if you can’t make a good hamburger, or fries for that matter, the rest of the offerings are suspect. It is a combination facility. There are prepared sandwiches, salads and desserts in a refrigerated self serve counter. That is available on a twenty four basis. For scheduled lunch and dinner hours, there is a short order grill offering the usual hamburgers, hot dogs and grilled sandwiches. There is also a small steam table where entrees for the daily special are prepared in the kitchen that adjoins the dining room and the snack bar. I was a bit early and got in line to order my cheeseburger. However, a hand lettered sign offered the daily special, sweet and sour pork (Lunch Special 31, $9.00). I couldn’t pass that up.  The rice and the sweet and sour pork were already in the steam table trays. The cook was momentarily flustered and he told me that the egg rolls hadn’t yet been cooked. I told him I would wait. It only took a few minutes before the egg rolls were done and he ladled out a generous helping of rice and sweet and sour pork.  As a curiosity, I will add that it was just an entrée and the usual serving is the entrée, a vegetable and a roll. He asked me if I wanted the green beans and being hungry I said yes. He added the roll and the egg roll to complete the serving. While I was waiting I also picked out a fruit salad ($4.00) and a 12-ounce soda ($1.75). The green beans were from a big can and heated up for serving. They were as good as canned green beans can get. The rice was well cooked, a nice sticky oriental style. The sweet and sour was well made. The sauce was not overpowering; I had pineapple chunks, some carrots and sweet red peppers. The pork serving was several large pieces of a mix of roast and ribs. It was a large serving with only a couple of small bones. It was tasty and the meat tender, easy to cut with the plastic knife and fork. The egg roll, a large one at that, was also a prepared heat and serve from the distributor. Basically,  It was a seasoned cabbage filler. It was an egg roll but not outstanding. It would have benefitted from some sort of dipping sauce. The fruit salad was a prepared offering in a plastic container. It consisted of melon, cantaloupe and honeydew, with red grapes. The melon was ripe without being mushy. I would judge the salad fresh as there was virtually no liquid in the bottom of the container. It was a tasty meal, served in large portions and one that I enjoyed. Considering that it was a steam table cafeteria offering it was very good. Add to that the cook had to hurry and fill my order all the while working on the other orders and he did it with a smile. It was an enjoyable meal. The dining area is neat and clean, well tended. It also can be busy at meal times so I didn’t linger as much as I would have liked to make room for other diners.
Cheeseburger and French fries

The next day my next meal really was a cheeseburger and French fries. I picked up a tray and moved past the prepared foods to the short order area. I ordered a cheeseburger and fries ($8.75 – Remember, we are paying Alaska prices).  While I waited for my order, I poured myself a Coca Cola from the serve yourself dispenser. My preference is for a grilled meat patty. Since open fires and flaring grease are not exactly a good idea aboard a ship, the griddle fried patty was acceptable.  The patty was cooked through but not overcooked and dry.  The cheese was thoroughly melted over the top of the patty. The burger was served open faced with lettuce, tomato, onion and dill hamburger slices. The French fries were served in a bowl alongside. I proceeded to the cashier. Although the ship does not offer wi-fi or satellite services for personal computers, the ship does have satellite communications capability. You can pay with your credit or debit card just as if you were in any major city in the lower Forty Eight; just a swipe of your card and enter your PIN. A dispenser near the cashier offers all the condiments you might need; just press the plunger and fill your portion cup.

Fry cook making my cheeseburger
Business was light so I quickly found and empty booth. I was looking over my order in front of me while I pulled out my camera to take a picture.  The hamburger bun was the large size, fresh and soft and the cooked hamburger patty came almost to the edge of the bun. The lettuce was a large leaf of curly leaf lettuce, vibrant green, crisp and fresh. The tomato slice was from a large, red and ripe tomato. The onion slice, a thick slab, was from a flavorful red onion. There were seven or eight hamburger dill slices as well. Put the burger on a regular ceramic platter to have enough room to add the fries, it would have been in place, fit in, in just about any eat in restaurant you can think of. But what was most amazing to me, on this car carrying ferry boat, is that they serve fresh, vibrant and favorable vegetables. It is even more amazing when you consider where the ship is and what a complicated and sinuous path they had to follow to be aboard the ship right now. The logistics are simply amazing. A bit of that awe, knowing where I am and seeing what I had before me, was parcel to every meal I had aboard the MV Columbia. I almost forgot; it was an excellent cheeseburger. The patty was cooked through, fresh off the grill, juicy and hot, the vegetables fresh and tasty and just the right amount of dressing – after all, I put it there myself.
Ham and Cheese Omelet,
hash browns, toast and coffee

The next morning I decided to treat myself and I went to the dining room for breakfast.  I selected the ham and cheese omelet (Daily Special number 5: $9.75 Three egg omelet - Denver, ham and cheese or Spanish – breakfast potatoes and toast. I also had my morning coffee, $1.75) The coffee, fresh as usual, had a good flavor comparable to any other upscale restaurant. The servers make frequent tours filling coffee cups to the brim. Sugar is individual serving packets and cream in is offered individual creamers. There were four slices of toast, a nice toasted golden brown, served with ample supplies of butter and jam. The breakfast potatoes were an ample serving of hash browns. They were cooked through with a dark golden brown, slightly crispy outside. They were not at all oily. All they needed was a dash of salt. That brings us to the omelet. Some scaring episodes in my early life have left me very particular about my eggs; about egg shells, grease, over-cooked and undercooked. This omelet was not offensive on any account. It was pan cooked, light and fluffy almost a soufflé. It wasn’t one of those omelets cooked on a griddle where the eggs spread out thin and get cooked to a nice rubbery consistency. It also wasn’t one of those French omelets, folded onto a plate without cooking the other side, rolling the still raw egg on the inside to make what the French omelet chef’s apologize for as being “creamy.” The filling of peppers, onions and ham is cooked on the side. The filling plus some grated cheese blend is folded inside and additional cheese over the top. The filling was ample, the filling cooked till the vegetables were just soft but not mushy. The egg itself was cooked to just the lightest golden brown nd the inside light and fluffy and fully cooked. What’s not to like. I really enjoyed that breakfast; it was almost as if the chef had asked me exactly how I wanted my omelet cooked.

My Second Cheeseburger
That evening for dinner I went to the snack bar. I ordered a cheeseburger and fries ($8.75). Cooked on the spot, my order was ready in just a few minutes. This meal was not as artistically arrange as my previous cheeseburger. The bun was stacked instead of open faced which made room for the fries on the plate. The once big leaf of crispy lettuce was now a token chip. We were three days out of Haines and I suppose supplies of fresh lettuce would be running low. On the side there was ample sliced red onion, fresh ripe red tomato and four slices of dill hamburger slices. The patty was cooked a bit more than needed, had a little more shrinkage, but not over cooked to dryness. The fries were cooked golden brown and were not greasy. They had been in a holding pan so were not piping hot out of the fryer but they were still warm enough to be appetizing. The ingredients and preparation were the same as the previous cheeseburger save perhaps a low supply of lettuce and a minute more on the grill and a bit less artistic skill. It tasted just as good and was satisfying. To put it in perspective, if this cheeseburger had been preassembled with a bit too much dressing, wrapped in paper and then pre-squashed, placed in a paper bag, it would more than held its own against anything McDonalds or Burger King could offer.
Delicious Shrimp Salad

In the late evening, after the rill has closed for the day, the snack bar dining room is a popular place to meet, play cards, sit and chat, write letters home. I found a table with a convenient electrical outlet and it made for a comfortable place to come and use my laptop computer. I went through the food line to get a soda to sip on while I typed. In the prepared food section there was a shrimp salad. I have always liked shrimp salad, liked it a lot (see http://www.twentymile.com/Cookbook/shrimpsalad2009.htm ). The temptation was just too great and I just had to have shrimp salad for a late night snack. I had actually seen a shrimp salad sitting on the crushed ice in that very spot for the last day or so. I wasn’t sure if it was the same one. I looked it over very carefully through the neat Saran wrapping. Here waqs a small trove of crisp looking lettuce, the tomato, egg and cucumber all looked to be fresh cut. The shrimp had the dull look, not weeping and glossy like shrimp past its prime. I took a chance. When I unwrapped the salad I took a careful sniff. I could smell shrimp but it was a mild fresh smell not like the fishing pier on a hot sunny day. It was as fresh as the shrimp I could buy from the market in the home town of Chugiak-Eagle River.  The salad couldn’t have been more than a few hours old. The shrimp must come aboard frozen and just defrosted to make new salads as needed. Crisp green lettuce, fresh tomato, crisp and cold cucumber and a sliced hardboiled egg all made for an excellent salad and a nice late night snack.

Chuck Wagon Breakfast
Biscuit, scrambled eggs and corned beef hash
The MV Columbia is a car ferry. Its schedule depends on a timely loading and unloading of the vehicles. My vehicle was loaded at near the origin of this voyage. As a result, it is poised to be the second vehicle off the ferry when we arrive in Bellingham, Washington. It is an early morning arrival in Bellingham; the sun had not yet risen as we pulled into the berth at Bellingham. As a result, there just isn’t any time for a leisurely breakfast. In fact, the main dining room wasn’t even scheduled to open. However, to accommodate passengers up very early, the snack bar had a special they called the Chuck Wagon Breakfast ($4.50 Scrambled eggs, corned beef hash and a biscuit). It was a nice way to feed the up early passengers hurrying to get ready to depart the ferry. I, of course, jumped at the opportunity to have a full belly or the rush to the freeway. The server didn’t skimp on the serving; he just kept ladling the hash.  The biscuit: it was a flaky, layered biscuit. It was nicely bake, golden brown on top. It had a good appearance, split easily between layers for some butter. It was a good biscuit but not great; perhaps a bit on the heavy side. It was, however, more than adequate in the early morning. I think the eggs were whole eggs. They cooked a lot of eggs on the griddle and that tends to change the texture, makes then denser, not as light as pan cooked scrambled eggs. They were very tasty. The corned beef hash came from a can, a very big can. There was a steam table tray full of corned beef hash. If you have ever used corned beef hash you know that it tends to be a bit greasy. If you fry it up in a pan the grease seems to go away. Or, you can drain it for a few minutes in a colander and let the grease drain away. IN this case the corned beef in the steam table tray still had all the grease. You can see it oozing out from the corned beef in the picture. I ate the eggs, the biscuit and the top layer of the corned beef. The bottom layer I just had to waste and throw it away. If it hadn’t been for the grease it would have been an almost perfect quick and easy get up and go breakfast.  For all the meals that had aboard the MV Columbia I guess this would be my only complaint and that may be the significant point in this blog. Basically, the food aboard the MV Columbia is A-Okay.

When one considers that the MV Columbia and her sister ships have a captive audience and whatever they chose to provide for the passengers depends upon the character of the Maritime Highway System and the captain and crews of the vessels.  They basically have free rein. To their credit they do an exceptional job and as a result a journey on the Alaska Marine Highway System is a pleasure. To emphasize the point we should compare the Marine Highway System to another major transportation provider for people going to and from Alaska, the airlines. Oh, that’s right. There is no comparison at all.
Snack Bar Kitchen
During the quiet hours
 

Passage Way Between Snack Bar Kitchen
 and Main Dining Room Kitchen
 

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