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Burger Master - Townsend, Tennessee
Burger Master – Townsend, Tennessee
8439 State Hwy 73
Townsend, TN 37882
865-448-8408 Burger Master Website
July 28, 2019
Hours
(varies by season – check their website)
Summer –
Memorial Day thru Labor Day week
Mon – Sun
11am – 9pm grill, 10pm for ice cream
It was July, certainly a hot time of the year. I had been away from home
for an extended period. We took advantage of some nice weather to take a drive
through Smoky Mountain National Park.
The deep shadows of the forest provided
welcome shade and offered a pleasant
drive with lots of scenic views. Exiting the Park we passed through Townsend
and decided to stop for a late lunch at the Burger Master Drive In. The Burger Master, under various names, has
been a roadside diner and place of interest for many years. It has a lot of
history as does much of Tennessee. I have included a short passage from their
website at the end.

There are a lot of touristy attractions in and around the
park and Townsend. The Burger master is located adjacent to one of the river
rafting concerns. You can’t miss the bright red and white façade. It does
resemble what you would expect to find alongside the byways of years ago,
before the Interstates. It is a drive-in, not a drive-thru. You order at one
window and pick up your order at the next window. There isn’t any inside
seating but there are some picnic tables under the awning and some others
scattered about the grassy areas under the trees.
You can’t just go to an old fashioned drive-in and not try
the burgers and we did. The full menu is available on their website. We ordered
combos. Combos include sandwich, drink
and regular fries. I ordered the Cheeseburger Combo with a quarter pound burger
for $8.25. Janis ordered the regular Hamburger Combo quarter pound burger for
$7.90. Our faithful companion, Chena, was along for the ride. An avid
passenger, it seems that we can’t leave home without her. There was something
on the menu for her too. We ordered he the Dog Treat – Small dab of ice cream
& Milkbone® dog treat $0.50 which she thoroughly enjoyed. She does
like ice cream and her dog biscuits.
We found an empty table. IT was a bit weather worn but
sturdy. It was in the shade of a tree. IT was a very pleasant day but the sun
can still be quite hot. The burgers are not like the cookie cutter clone
burgers from the fast food chains. Don’t get me wrong. I do like those burgers
too but you have to admit they are all alike, made just so, exact amounts of
this and that. They are all exactly the same and only vary in their stages of squish
and squash. The Burger Master burgers are more akin to the hamburgers you would
make on your patio barbecue, with the lettuce, onions, tomato, etc., just the
way you like it. Sometimes they come out a bit lopsided but that is okay
because they taste just the way you want.
We ordered our burgers just how we liked them at one window.
When they were ready we picked them up at the other window, grabbed some
condiments and headed for our table. Personally I like squeeze bottles for
catsup, mustard, mayo and the like. But I can understand the ease and cost for
the provider so I do tolerate the little foil packets. We had more than enough of the condiments for
the sandwich and the fries. It took just a few seconds to be ready to eat.
The lettuce was crisp. There was a thick slice of beefsteak
tomato, some sliced onion and dill pickle chips. The patty was full sized, not
much shrinkage during cooking. The inside was cooked just about right, pink
just gone (At home I cook to medium rare but when I don’t know the source of the ground meat –
and that includes all burger places – I prefer it cooked just until the pink is
gone.) cooked but not overcooked and dry. All in all it was a very tasty and
enjoyable cheeseburger. The fries come in a thick paper cone, of ample contents
and just a bit of seasoned salt. A very pleasant weather day, a scenic drive
through the countryside, a tasty burger and fries ; what more could you ask
for?
If you are lucky enough to be in the area one day, follow SR321,
the Lamar Alexander Parkway East until just before you would enter the Smoky
Mountain National Park. There you will find Burger Master and will have the
opportunity to have a very satisfying burger and fries. Don’t forget to bring
along the family dog. They will enjoy it too.
“Known to the old-timers as simply “The Chalet,” Burger
Master Drive-In was built by the famous fisherman J.C. Morgan, in 1967. Morgan
and his family had recently relocated to Townsend from Knoxville. The ice cream
chalet was a good fit for the family’s growing horse riding business and
C-store, which was next door. J.C. Morgan had an entrepreneurial spirit that
never stopped. From horses and ice cream, to live fish wells and a buffalo
petting zoo, the Great Smoky Mountains offered something for everyone.
The horse business grew to become the Morgan family’s focus.
The Chalet would pass through many more business owners creating memories for
the tourists who stopped for a classic drive-in dinner and ice cream cone. The
name “Burger Master” was added in the 1980’s and the covered awning in 90’s. In
2016, the Burger Master was purchased from Bob and Barb, who had added the
iconic extra-large serving on the ice cream cone along with lots of love and
care. The new owner happens to be the grandson of the late JC Morgan, bitten by
the same, apparently genetic, entrepreneurial bug as his grandfather!
Fifty years later, the original lighted ice cream chalet
sign, attached to the signature sloped red roof is still shining bright to let
the faithful customers know it is finally summertime in Townsend, Tennessee.
The River Rat Tubing outpost sits next door on the old concrete pad of the Davy
Crockett C-store and where one can still see the backend of what was once part
of the horse stables. Come be a part of history, visiting the Peaceful Side of
the Smokies with a stop at the Burger Master Drive-In. Family owned and
operated!” Quoted from the Burger Master
Website.
Labels: Auitumn, burger, cheeseburger, color change, dog, fakk, French, fries, hamburger, leaf, Master, Miklkbone, Mountain, national, park, Smoky, Townsend
Smoky Mountain Brewery - Maryville, Tennessee
Smoky Mountain Brewery
in Maryville,
Tennessee
743 Watkins Rd, Maryville, TN 37801
(865) 238-1900
There are a lot of
restaurants under the Copper Cellar family manner. They include such
restaurants as Calhoun’s, Cappuccino’s, Copper cellar and Copper Cellar
Catering, Cherokee Grill, Chesapeake’s and of course, Smoky Mountain Brewery.
There are four restaurants carrying the smoky Mountain brewery name. They are
all located in the greater Knoxville Tennessee area of eastern Tennessee and
are located in Turkey Creek, Pigeon Forge, Gatlinburg and Maryville. We visited
the Maryville location which is closest to our home.
About the 1970s a movement of creating
craft beers began. Americans consumers were looking for alternatives to the
pale lager beer sold by the major growing companies. If you wanted an old world
style beer you had to seek out an important. In 1978 President Jimmy Carter signed the H.R. 1337 bill and home brewing
became legal. With the increasing popularity of home
brewing and the emergence of micro-breweries it was only natural that the
brewery pair with the restaurant.
Following the trend, in 1996 the first
Smoky Mountain Brewery store opened in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. On their website
they state, ”… the
restaurant and brewery combination has been a fun place to take the family with
its fresh mountain micro-brewed beer plus traditional pizza, one-of-a-kind subs
and sandwiches.” The Maryville store boasts of over 40 hi-def video screens and
that it is a great place especially during sporting events. Our visit was
during the Olympics and we did have a great view of many of the Olympic venues.
We arrived a bit before the dinner hour and there was immediate seating and it
was not at all crowded. By the time we had finished our meal it was well into
the dinner hour and the seating was full and there was a waiting line to get
in; plan your visit. As with many places these days, the ceiling is unfinished,
sporting the semi-industrial look with exposes AC ducting and the like. All of
those hard surfaces reflect sound and a full restaurant is a noisy place.
Nonetheless, it was a pleasant interlude, the sharing of a meal with good
friends. By prior arrangement we met Mariano and Abbie at the Smoky Mountain
Brewery. Although we came from opposite directions we arrived almost
simultaneously. We seem to have it down to the seconds…
We were seated almost immediately. Joanna. A most charming and efficient
young lady and our server, was there in seconds to greet us and take out
preliminary order for beverages. I must
add that during the meal she was usually close at hand but never obtrusive,
certainly an asset to the Smoky Mountain Brewery.
The menu has lots of choices including appetizers, deli-style sandwiches,
wings, salads, ribs, steak and chicken, pizzas and calzones and some pasta
dishes as well as a selection of “Brewery Burgers.” From their menu: “Brewhouse
Burgers – Ground fresh daily and served on your choice of sesame or whole-wheat
bun. Choice of any side.” Those sides include honey mustard potato salad, fresh
broccoli and beer cheese, baked macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, or a basket
of fries. Not surprisingly, we all ordered from the Brewhouse Burgers section
of the menu.
Abbie and Janis both ordered the Brewery Burger ($5.50), the basic burger
that can be outfitted to taste with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles. Both
also chose the basket of fries for a side dish. The Brewhouse Burgers are in
the middle of the middle range of what could be called “gourmet burgers.” The meat,
somewhere between a third and half-pound patties, is cooked to order and the
chef has the cook time pretty well nailed; a nice sear on the outside and the
red to pink as ordered inside. The ladies seemed to enjoy their selections and
stated that they were quite good leaving only minor amounts for a doggie bag.
Mariano ordered the Grilled Mountain Melt (Swiss and American cheese, sautéed
onions, grilled rye bread - $6.50), basically a 2 cheese and onion hamburger on
rye. Mariano said it was a very tasty burger and that he did enjoy the
different taste and texture imparted by the grilled rye bread. He also noted
that it was a big sandwich, very tall and very filling.
I ordered the Swiss Mushroom Burger (mushrooms and Swiss cheese, $6.50). I
chose French fries as my side and a soft drink ($2.75 – when they glass gets
low it is quickly replace usually without asking. They serve Coca Cola
products.) When served the fries and burger were piping hot and the first bite
was a bit of a surprise. The burger was cooked to order. There was a good
portion of mushrooms covered with melted Swiss cheese. Served open face, the
opposite but had the lettuce, tomato, red onion slices and pickles. All of the
vegetables were fresh and appetizing looking.
When assembled it is a tall, imposing sandwich. First thought is, “How am I
going to get a bite of this?” No worries. When you are hungry and there is a
good burger in front of you it is certainly manageable. At first there is the tart
crispness of the pickles and onion. Then comes the silky smoothness of the
cheese, then the earthy goodness of the mushrooms and finally the juicy
goodness of the meat. Truly, the whole can be greater than the sum of its
parts. It was an excellent burger and one that I would definitely order again.
As it comes from the kitchen it is just about perfect. You don’t have to add
any condiments and what is on the burger already is just about right. I was
able to eat to the last one or two bites before the burger fell apart. The
French fries are whole potato fries, lightly seasoned and fried to a golden
brown, served hot, and a mere dash of salt is all that might be required plus a
dip once in a while in the ketchup.
It was a very pleasant meal; good food, good conversation in a congenial
atmosphere and amiable service people. The Smoky Mountain Brewery will
certainly be on our list of places we would like to return to.
Labels: American, brew, brewery, Brewhopuse, burger, cheese, craft beer, French fries, hamburger, Maryville, mushrooms, pickle, Smoky Mountain, Swiss, Tennessee
SPARCFest
SPARC Dogs And SPARC Burgers
I suppose the first question is, “What is a SPARCFest?” That’s an easy answer. It is a Ham Fest put on by SPARC. Yes, I can clear that up too. SPARC is my
radio club, the St Petersburg
Amateur Radio Club.
A Ham Fest is a gathering of hams, amateur radio operators who come from far
and wide to meet, engage in good ham fellowship, meet old friends and meet new
ones and perhaps to put a face with the voice they have talked to on the radio.
A Ham Fest is also a tailgate gathering where surplus amateur equipment is
bought, sold and traded; a good place to look for bargains. They can be local,
informal events or large, ambitious undertakings with manufacturers and retail outlets in
attendance. The Ham Fests are natural magnets for the area’s ham radio
aficionados.
My club, the St Petersburg Amateur Radio Club, was this
event’s sponsor and it was staged at Freedom Lake Park, located in Pinellas
Park, Florida. It was an excellent venue for the event. The weather was mild; a
cool morning becoming a balmy afternoon. There was lots of cushiony green grass.
The rippling blue waters of the lake could be seen between the tall pines trees
that provided a moving curtain of shade all during the Ham Fest.
The club also provided the food offering donuts, coffee,
sodas, water and SPARC Burgers and SPARC Dogs for sale. Ron, KP2N (that’s how
hams do it, first name and call sign) has been the chief cook and bottle washer
at these events for many years, or as Donn, N4KII, would say, purveyor of burnt
offerings. All kidding aside, Don, KP2N, does an excellent job. My first taste
of a SPARCDog was back in June during the
ARRL Field Day. After a long day on the air, talking to other
amateur operators all over the United States, Canada and the world, I was
hungry and a SPARCDog was just the thing. Since then I have waited, although
not always patiently, for another and the opportunity came early this November
at the SPARCFest.
This was a morning affair. The first tailgaters arrived even
before the sun was above the horizon. In the cool early morning it was donuts
and coffee mostly. It wasn’t until midmorning before the brunch urge came to
fore. By then the aroma of grilling dogs
and burgers was too much and I ordered one of each, the burger with cheese.
Ron, KP2N, served me right away. I took my goodies to the condiment table and
applied liberal amounts of mustard, relish and onions to the SPARCDog and a
swirl of catsup to the SPARCBurger. Then it was off to the picnic table under
the canopy to sample the food.
I sat across from Linda, KI4RV. She was just finishing up
her SPARCDog and SPARCBurger. She told me she was thinking very seriously about
having another of each. I decided to start with the SPARCDog. It was a fresh
bun, toasted over the charcoal grill. The hot dog was grilled and not burnt
thankfully. The onions were fresh, only recent y diced. The relish was the typical sweet pickle
relish, from a large jar recently opened. The mustard was from a name-brand
family sized bottle just opened. It is my understanding that hot dogs are
removed from their casing after being cooked at the factory. Perhaps it was
just in the grilling but the dog seemed to have a snap like a sausage still in
the casing. The taste was just what you would expect and want from a dog that
had been dressed the way you like it.
Next I tried the SPARCBurger. Again, a fresh bun, toasted
over the charcoal grill. Whereas the SPARCDog is served on a hot dog boat, the
SPARCBurger is served open-faced on a saucer-sized plate. Served from the
grill, it is a basic burger; meat, cheese and a bun. With the available
condiments, catsup, mustard, relish and onions, I could have made a McDonalds
cheeseburger clone minus the dill chips. In used a swirl of catsup to moisten
the burger but a small enough amount as to not change the flavor of the burger.
It really wasn’t needed. The burger was cooked through but not overcooked, not
dried out. The patty was still moist, the juices running clear. Ron, KP2N,
seasons the patties with salt and pepper so no additional seasoning is needed.
The burger was tasty. He also uses only Nathan's Hot Dogs.
In conversations with Ron, KP2N, he mentioned that he has
done catering work in the past. Perhaps that experience is what he called on to
set up his kitchen in the park. Raw meats are separate from the other foods,
cooked or raw. The meat is kept in lots of ice. The cooked foods are kept in in
insulated containers to keep them warm. The condiments are on yet another table.
A large dispenser of handi-bleach wipes is in frequent use for surfaces and
tools. Food is protected from cross contamination and the food is kept at safe
temperatures to prevent spoilage. At first glance the cooking area looks a bit
haphazard but there is a purpose to the arrangement, to provide safe food to
the SPARCFest patrons. I give this year’s SPARCFest dogs and burgers a thumbs-up.Labels: amateur, burger, dog, Florida, freedom lake, ham, hamfest, park, Pinellas park, radio, SPARCBurger, SPARCDog, SPARCFest, St Petersburg
Woody's Waterfront Outdoor Restaurant - St Pete Beach, Florida 4/15
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| Woody's located on Blind Pass |
Woody’s Waterfront Outdoor Restaurant
7308 Sunset Way
St Pete Beach, FL 33706
(727) 360-9165
An old adage is that nothing is as consistent as change. It
came to mind when I was thinking of good friends, Dick and Cheryl. Once they
had a home in the St Petersburg area and we visited often. It was a good
friendship, each trying to do for the other. They have sold their local house
and moved upstate and now live 2 hours away instead of fifteen minutes. Sadly,
we don’t see them as often as we did before; so very less often than we would
like. Therefore it was a happy telephone call when they announce they would be in
town and would like to take us out to lunch. Now what could be wrong with that?
It was an opportunity to visit with friends who have been absent all too long
and get a free lunch to boot! It sounded like a very good deal to me.
When they arrived, we sat in the comfort of air conditioning
and brought each other up to date on happenings. Then Cheryl said they would
like to take us to a place they remembered from when they lived locally. It was
a small, casual place, off the beaten track and perhaps more frequented by
locals than tourists. She said it was called Woody’s, a small beer and burger joint
on the waterfront facing False Pass in St Pete Beach. She said it offered the
most wonderful fish sandwiches. We all loaded into the car and off we went.

It is only a fifteen minute trip from our house to Woody’s,
maybe a bit less. Where the highway jogs left to follow the Intracoastal
Highway we continued straight on a small nondescript road. It was only a few
blocks long and was lined with the rear service areas of the highway business
and what looked like some light industrial sites. We turned left onto another
small road paralleling the waterway. It is not where one would expect to see a
restaurant of note. Partly sand, partly paved or gravel, had I been a tourist I
would have figure I was lost and turned around some time back to retrace my
steps. Not to worry. A hundred yards further up Cheryl pulled into a sandlot
parking area next to a squat, nondescript building. Facade is not Woody’s
forte.
Blind Pass is a navigable waterway through a barrier island
to the Intracoastal Waterway. The excavation was done by a hurricane in 1928.
Originally a bait house that also served burgers, dogs and cold beer to the
local fishermen, it was built on the inlet facing the Gulf of Mexico in 1954.
It has gone through various incarnations and was once called the Sunset Inn and
provided a gathering place for the locals. Today it works at maintaining the
1950’s and 60’s beach shack image and has a reputation for good food among
locals and tourists who venture far enough along that back road.
It is a small older building. Most of the patron areas are
trellis or canvas covered and quite dark after coming in from the bright midday
sun. We made our way through the main dining area to the much brighter and more
inviting patio. The picnic tables are shaded with the café-style umbrellas.
Pick your spot wisely. As the sun moves across the sky the shadow will also
move and you may be in for more sun than you would like. There was no wait to
be seated but the restaurant was near capacity. It took several minutes before
the first contact by the wait staff. After that service was much quicker.
However, we were never pushed or hurried but never having to wait long for
beverage refills and the like. The serving staff did a reasonably good job in spite
of probably being one or two people short in staffing
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| Hot Wings |
To start Cheryl ordered some Buffalo wings (Wings, Wacky and
Wild – Plain, Mild, Spicy or Nuclear - $7.95 or $12.95 with plain or spicy
fries) appetizers. These were the bone-in, skin-on style, cooked to a slightly
crispy skin. The spicy variety was snappy to the tongue but should be tolerable
to most pallets. The Ranch dressing dip was a good pairing. Perhaps the sun,
perhaps the hot wings, but the refill of the cold soda glass was welcome.
The menu features full dinners centered on sea food and a surf
and turf for $12 to $15. You get to pick two sides from a choice of garlic
mashed potatoes, plain or spicy fries, onion rings, coleslaw or a side salad.
Most of the menu lists sandwiches, burgers, baskets, snack appetizers and
salads. There is also a small children’s menu section.
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| Blackened Fish Sandwich |
Dick chose Woody’s Famous Fish Sandwich ($8.95 Fried, grilled or blackened – All Woody’s
sandwiches are served with Woody’s homemade slaw, lettuce and tomato). It is also served with a large portion of
pre-packaged tartar sauce. It was a nice looking plate – the lettuce green and crisp,
the tomato nice and ripe, a good serving of nice looking coleslaw. The fish
serving, nicely cooked, was very ample and overhanging the bun by a good bit.
Dick said it was very good, a slightly crispy crust with tender, flaky and
moist fish inside. He seemed to enjoy his meal very much.
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| Grilled Chicken Wrap |
Janis chose the Chicken Club Wrap ($8.95 Blackened or
grilled with bacon, cheese and Ranch dressing – the lettuce and tomato are
included in the wrap filling, the slaw is served on the side). She chose the
grilled chicken. It was wrapped in a large flour tortilla and half if not more
of the filling was diced chicken meat. It was a large and filling wrap. There
was a nice helping of coleslaw on the side. Janis enjoyed her chicken wrap very
much but the size was a bit more than she was comfortable eating and she had a
nice portion to take home for a lunch the next day.
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| Woody's Ultimate Burger |
Cheryl, proponent of the fish sandwich, actually ordered, as
did I, the Ultimate Woody Burger ($9.25 Mushrooms, fried onions, bacon and
cheese - All Woody’s sandwiches are served with Woody’s homemade slaw, lettuce
and tomato). It was an attractive serving. The bun was the large size and the at
least 1/3 pound patty filled the bun to the edges. The burger was grill cooked
with nice grill marks. I prefer a grilled burger to a griddle cooked one. The
lettuce was green and crisp, the slice of tomato large red and ripe. There was
a serving of coleslaw and some individual serving packages of mayo and mustard.
It was loaded with the cheese, mushrooms and bacon. The burger had good flavor
and it would probably be what I would order if ever I get back to Woody’s again.
It was a large burger and with the coleslaw made for a filling meal. Cheryl and
I both enjoyed our selections.
If I had any complaints, it would be this. I really don’t
care for those little individual serving packets; I think bottles of condiments
are more appropriate even for a 50’s-60’s beach shack burger joint. And not
really a complaint but more an observation is that burgers stacked high tend to
be messy blobs before they are half eaten. Woody’s Ultimate burger was no
exception and it occurred to me that perhaps a bit of moderation in what we
pile on top of our burgers would make for better table manners and require
fewer napkins (which are made of paper too thin and folded way to small).
Of course the highlight of the day was visiting with Dick
and Cheryl. I had been way too long since our last get together. We had a good
satisfying meal, uncovered some more of the local history and trivia; we found
a new place where the locals go to grab a bite to eat all the while enjoying
the ambiance of Gulf Coast Florida. All in all I would call that a pretty good
day.
Labels: 50's, 60's, blackened fish, Blind Pass, burger, chicken, Gulf of Mexico, hot wings, Intracoastal Waterway, St Pete Beach, ultimate, Woody's, wrap
Burger King – An Unkept Promise
I admit it! I have a weakness for hamburgers. The best, of course, are the ones that I make at home. But when I am out and about, the local fast food emporiums are usually a good place to get a quick burger and fries. They are usually consistent with their products and you know ahead of time what you are getting. I like MacDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s and I just adore Red Robin’s gourmet burgers. The choice can depend on my mood at the time but it usually dictated by what is convenient and near at hand. More often than not, it seemed to be Burger King.
Lake Seminole Park isn’t too far away and it is a good place to amble with the camera. At the edge of Lake Seminole, there are opportunities to see fishing birds like the cormorant and anhinga, raptor birds like the hawk and sometime even an eagle. Though they seem shy what with all the human activity about, there are alligators as well if you know where to look. Hiking paths lead through pine and hardwood groves. In the midst of the bustling city there is a quiet enclave that harkens back to an earlier time.
On the way to the park for a photography session, I pass right by a Burger King; easy in, easy out and just a few blocks from the park. On a hot afternoon I get my order to go. The heavily pine shaded picnic tables are a pleasant place to enjoy a burger and fries. Often a cooling breeze wafts through the grounds rustling the pine needles overhead.

The first time I was in the Burger King near Lake Seminole Park I noticed a small sign that said that store was a company owned store. I didn’t think anything of at the time. Their product has always been of good quality. I don’t mean that the hamburger you get there looks like the advertizing pictures. We all know that the over the counter product and the photographer’s model are of a different breed. Nonetheless, the over the counter product is reasonably close, a deviation that we have all come to accept as normal. The Seminole Burger King routinely provides consistent and acceptable products, even the Value Meal burgers and fries.
In the mail recently there has been a lot of ads for the new Burger King offering, the XT Steak House Burgers. After a busy morning out, “Buy one, get one free!” was too good an offer to pass up for a quick lunch. There is another Burger King just a few blocks from the house. We picked up our burgers at the drive thru window and took them home. It wasn’t until we got home that we examined our treasures.

I have not noticed a company store sign in the local Burger King. It is probably a franchise. Now I’m wondering if we have to check the ownership credentials of a Burger King before we order. When I opened the wrapper on my XT Steak House burger I was appalled. The bun looked like it had been used as a cushion in a packing crate. The lettuce looked like the scraps left after all the real lettuce had been used in someone else’s hamburger. The onion was missing and just the barest smidgeon of tomato. There was no ketchup, just too much of the white stuff they call mayonnaise but tasted more like that yucky cheap stuff called salad dressing.

Yes, I should have wrapped it up and drove back to the Burger King, walked in this time, plopped it down on the counter and demanded my money back. In retrospect I’m sorry I didn’t. I was hungry at the time and begrudgingly ate the burger all the while hoping that the poor product didn’t indicate even deeper problems like sanitation! The issues with the presentation of the burger were so overwhelming that I really don’t remember anything about the meat patty. I couldn’t tell you if it was good, bad or indifferent. Since I didn’t have any issues with that portion of the burger I guess it was alright but I can’t attest to that. For what I paid for that piece-of-junk burger I could have gone to the other Burger King and bought four good $1.00 Whopper Juniors!

As I pointed out earlier, I have had good experience at one Burger King and then I have had this experience with the local Burger King. It is sad when one store casts a pall on the others. Since this incident I have not, nor do I think I ever will, gone back to that store. And come to think of it, I haven’t been to any other Burger King either. All I can suggest is that you open the bag and check your food before you leave the store. I missed my chance. Don’t you let them lower the acceptable standards of deviation from what is advertized and what is served.
Labels: burger, false advertising, king, Seminole, whopper, xt
Steak and Shake - Revisited

Steak and Shake,
St. Petersburg, Florida – Revisited
November 6, 2010
I last wrote about Steak and Shake back in December of 2006. In the interim I have been back to Steak and Shake several times as well as use their drive-thru for a quick milkshake to help ward off the Florida heat. On this day, a family friend, Martha, wanted to take us out to eat. We had not seen each other since going on vacation. And, as always, Martha, with coupons in hand, wanted to go to her favorite place, Steak and Shake.
Steak and Shake had been a presence in the St. Petersburg area in the late1960’s and early 1970’s. When the restaurant chain changed hands, distant stores were closed including the St. Petersburg facilities. If memory serves me correctly, it was in the late 1990’s that Steak and Shake made a comeback in the St. Petersburg, Florida area and opened the store we visited today. Although the store is about fifteen years old, it has received careful cleaning and maintenance. The outside of the store is clean, neat, no significant signs of wear. The inside is bright and sparkling clean. The tile is immaculate, the floor clean, mopped and polished. If I had not known and I was told it was the grand opening, I would have accepted that as fact. The store just looks new.
Entering the store, a sign ask you to wait to be seated. We had only just entered when the closest server noted our presence, picked up some menus and escorted us to the booth of our choice. Within moments Scott was there, place mats and silverware in hand, introduced himself as out server and took our beverage requests. We still needed some time to read over the menu.
Steak and shake has added many items to the menu recently. There are breakfast items including eggs, bacon, sausage and hash browns. There are salads, Chicago-style franks and melts. There are chicken, club and BLT sandwiches. As well, like many of the other burger chains, they have added some specialty versions of their signature Steakburger such as guacamole, chipotle, and Portobello n’ Swiss cheese to name a few. All very intriguing and calling for further investigation. But this was Martha’s treat and she had her coupons.
The mail and the local paper frequently have coupons for Steak and Shake. Per visit they will accept a single coupon but they honor that price on all of the same items. So, as long as we all ordered the same thing, it was covered by the coupon. The classic Steak and Shake dinner it was. The menus of long ago listed it as a Steakburger and milkshake, with two sides of your choice. I don’t find it on the menu that way anymore but the Steakburger combo (Steakburger, fries and shake) plus a side order comes out the same. The sides include onion rings, soup, chili, Mandarin orange slices, coleslaw, baked beans (in their distinctive little bean pot), garden salad, cottage cheese or apple slices and grapes. The coupons are a really good deal if everyone orders the same thing. If you are local to a Steak and Shake, watch the mail and paper for those coupons – get some good food at a low price.

The milkshakes a diner classic; tall frosty glasses of thick milk shake topped with whipped cream and a cherry. You can drink it through a straw but a long handled spoon makes it so much easier. For Martha and my wife the big draw to Steak and Shake are the banana milkshakes. They were not disappointed.
It was Steakburgers all around. The nice thing about ordering a Steakburger is that every order is a special order. You have your choice of condiments (lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, mustard relish, Frisco sauce, yellow mustard, mayonnaise and ketchup). They are not frugal with their condiments and if you like a dryer burger, you may want to ask for the mustard, mayo or ketchup on the side.
While waiting for our order, I looked over at the grill where all the burgers are cooked. It is open to view and is a relic of the original Steak and Shake’s founder, Gus Belt, who coined the slogan, “If it’s in sight it must be right.” It is a curiosity of Steak and Shake, neither good nor bad, but the way they do it. The fresh ground meat is in balls. The griddle man flattens out the balls on the griddle with his spatula to make the round patty shape. I would suppose that is also a holdover from Gus who ground fresh steaks and roasts in front of the customers so they could see what was in their Steakburger.
Scott delivered the first part of our order, the sides. He had some bad news. They were temporarily out of the baked beans my wife Janis and Lynda had ordered. Lynda changed to coleslaw and Janis ordered onion rings. Since she doesn’t really like onion rings, it was a bonus for me. The remainder of the order followed shortly along with the reordered sides. All of the burgers, with the specific combination of condiments, were correct. Even Lynda’s out of the ordinary order, Bleu cheese dressing, was as ordered.
My vanilla milkshake was thick and rich. The full glass was a more than ample serving. The coleslaw was cool and crisp. The dressing was a nice combination of tart and sweet, thick enough to cling and pool under the slaw, but thin enough to enjoy the cabbage underneath. A good sized scoop served on a saucer, not a dab in a little paper medicine cup, it was a sufficient serving. The French fries were nice and hot, cooked golden brown and nicely crisp. The onion rings were real onion rings, rings of onion cut from the bulb, not ground up onion extruded into little circles. They were hot, crispy fried and nicely browned; a welcome addition to the meal. The burger was medium well, probably a wise choice considering the problems that other chains have had with undercooked beef. All the requested condiments were as requested. I drizzled my own sauce, ketchup in this case; therefore the burger was exactly what I wanted.
Besides our server, Scott, there were two manager-types making the rounds of the facility. They stopped by the tables and made sure all was correct. Almost as soon as one of us thought of something we needed, it seemed as if there was someone there to fill the request. The food was good. It was served in a timely manner and in adequate serving sizes. The facility was bright, clean and well maintained; it instills confidence. If they put that much effort to the exterior, they probably do as much in the back where it counts. The serving staff was courteous and efficient. It was a pleasant afternoon out. Good friends, good conversation, good food in a very pleasant environment. And, it was a good value considering the coupons.
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